Tucker-Doodle Bug

I'm heartbroken to tell our friends that my sweet Tucker suddenly crossed the Bridge at 2:30 this morning.  I will write a proper post when I'm feeling a bit more up to it.  Thanks to everyone for always being such good friends and loving my dogs like their own.  I love you, buddy...so, so much.

-Maryann and The Brats

It was 107 today.

We don't like the Summer much.  We hang out in the house most of the time and it's so boring I can barely stay awake.  The sidewalk is too hot for my sensitive paws, too.  I've been catching up on my reading...

The Pit Bull has been in a lot of trouble.  Mom woke up to a weird sound and he was hanging off the end of the bed...

He keeps telling her at least her Blackberry doesn't look like this...

Aunt Sandi's two pitties ate Uncle Brian's cell phone.  Kinda funny I think.

Sorry for the poor photo quality, had to take them all with the phone.  Our secretary has been too lazy lately to even take real pics of us with the camera.  I guess I should just be happy I get to blog for once.  Poor us.

Care-Bear

PS  We understand you Facebook addict-friends-of-Mom see all our pictures before we have time to blog them.  It's just not right we don't have priority so I'm not apologizing for recycling pics.

We are ALIVE!!!!

Finally it was brought to our Mom's attention that we hadn't blogged in like 32,048 days and then she felt guilty so HERE WE ARE!

We have tons to catch up with....Aunt Sandi adopted a new pittie!  Somedog ate a bag of Cheetos and pooped orange for days!!!  And yes....THEY are still here...

So we're taking a vow to be better dog bloggers from now on....but we need a better secretary.

NYC Betrayal, Chapter II

Told you there were more pics.  Hard to believe, we know.

OK, phew.  We're tired.  There are like 1 million more on our ape's Facebook page if you're interested...We DID get something from NYC and we'll post that next.

NYC Betrayal, Chapter I

Well, she left us for like an eternity to go to NYC to meet all of OUR friends.  We still can't figure out why this happened, if anything we should be going but after seeing some of the crazy pictures we're wondering if we were the lucky ones.

More to come....

INTRUDERS!!

Can you believe what is living in our house?!?!?!?!?

That's right, our ape has lost her mind and brought home not one, not two, but FIVE CATS.  Sure, sure, she gave us the whole sob story about being abandoned at the shelter and then she had babies, it's only temporary.....yea, yea.  

We're a D-O-G house.  There is no C-A-T in D-O-G.  The worst part is we can't even SEE them.  We've even been blocked out of the hallway GOING to them.  It's just wrong on so many levels.

WHAT is going on?!?!

It's SAmanTHA! 

Mom's been keeping a huge giganto Mango-sized secret from us!!  She's LEAVING us next week....and not just going somewhere boring.  She's meeting ALL (Ok, well not ALL but still) our DWB friends in the BIG APPLE!!  Yep, she's going to New York City and we don't get to go.  Can you believe it?!?!?!?!?!  Even Opy, Benson and Angel Charlie's peeps are going to be there from down under.  (Down under what!?!?)  We're just STUNNED that we've been left out.

Our Aunt Michele (Ruby's Mom) even had to step in and make Flat Brats because our Mom is a total slacker.  I hope she takes a picture of me at the Statue of Liberty. 

She's rooming with Aunt Jen (Sherman, Lola and Penny's Mom)...they already went to Best Friends & Vegas together, now New York?!!?  We didn't get to go on that trip either in case you don't remember.  What's next, Paris?????

I think Wally and Sophie's apes are going too....I haven't seen the list of who else is going to be there but I know there's some big pawty at Asta's house.  Asta is the luckiest dog EVER!

Disgruntled,
Sam the Hound

Yack-Fest 2010

It's me, MOOCH!  Again! Twice in two days, can you believe it!?!?!?  I just wanted to say in honor of OTIS - I DIDN'T DO IT!  Now Dot says I have to let her blog or she'll sit her fat butt on me and smoosh me to a PANCAKE!

Sigh, it's me, Dot-Spot.  We've had a long 12 hours here at the Brat House and it's all because of YOU KNOW WHO.  Picture it, about 11:30 last night, Mom gets in the tub (I don't know why anyone would WANT to take a bath) and is all "Calgon, Take Me Away!" and relaxing all the rest of us were just hanging being good.  She gets out, crawls into bed and here comes RULON bursting into the room like Santa on Christmas carrying Mom's bag of trail mix.  It's been torn open and LOTS was missing.

Since Mom was having a date with Mr. Bubbles, dip-dong-pittie took the bag off the counter and ripped it open and ate TONS.  It had raisins and chocolate and some other weirdo nuts on the DO NOT EAT list so Mom FREAKS out. 
Now, how we live in a home without the one magic ingredient to make us puke is beyond me.  I mean, hasn't she ever heard of a first-aid kit????  So Mom throws the Pittie in the Mini (ha, rhymes) and speeds (really) over to Aunt Sandi's house, who meets them in the driveway, shoves like a gallon of peroxide down his throat and he spews everywhere.  Then she started thinking, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....   Do you see where this is going???

Next thing we knew we were lined up on the back porch (by now it's like 12:30 am) and being literally gagged with that nasty peroxide stuff.  She said since she didn't know who all helped Mooch eat the trail mix that we ALL had to yack.  It was horrible!!!  All of us starting puking everywhere on the back porch and in the yard, then she ran from one pile to another in the rain with a flashlight to check it for contraband trail mix and to scoop before somedog ate it.  (Yech, I don't do that)  Don't forget Ginger-Snap is staying with us too so that made SEVEN yacking dogs all at once.  Good thing the neighbors weren't outside or the Haz-Mat teams would have shown up, especially cuz Bear and Sam make sounds like a dying walrus when they heave.

Finally we were sent to bed, but when Mom woke up this morning there were like 7 more piles of yack to clean up around the house.  Serves her right for making us pay for Rulon being bad!!!

Dot-Spot OUT

PS.  Mom says I have a gut of steel, it took two doses of that nasty stuff to make me even look like I might blow chunks.

Company!!

Nana is on a great big ship cruisin' somewhere and probably all runing Girls Gone Wild on a naked beach, but while she's gone GINGER-SNAP gets to stay with me!!!  WOOOHOOO!!  I :::heart::: her.  Our other two cuzns, Buddy & Shadow, stay at Aunt Sandi's so they can swim all the time.

We're having so much fun doing zoomies at 2 am, jumping from place to place and being CRAZY!! (Oh, and being on the furniture we're not supposed to be on - see above)

-Rulon-MOOCH...and my sidekick, GINGER

(Mom says my partner-in-crime, but I say WHATEVAH!)

WHAT is this???

It was dark in the room so we snuck the Blackberry and snapped THIS!

Is he SNUGGLING with Bear's BUTT?????

Bwwwaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!  

What a total WEIRDO!!!

Dot-Spot (the only normal one here)

Edited to Add...

This sweet senior guy was dumped at the Carrollton (Tx) shelter by his owner.  I'm sure he's wondering what he did wrong to end up there.  :(  D-Day is 6-23 so not a lot of time left.  If anyone is interested or could take him into their rescue I'll gladly help however I can.