101.3

Hmmmmm....101.3, that's an interesting number. It could be a lot of different things, right?

Like...

A totally cool radio station....

101.3

K-BEAR FM

or

A book all pawrents need...

101.3 Ways to Make your Dog Happy

or

101.3 DEGREES
(which is cooler than it has been here lately)

But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It couldn't have been any of those things.

Sigh.
Come here.
Closer, I don't want to yell it.

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It's my...........weight.

I don't know how it happened but now that I'm in the triple digits I have to go on a D-I-E-T. It's totally not fair, I have big bones and Mom is always saying I have a giant head, that weighs a lot. Not to mention my big heart.

Poor me.
Care Bear

He snores like a Wookie.

Some hot guy and his dog.

OK, I'm not sure how I got stuck with this post but here goes. Maybe it's cause she's a chocolate lab, but her name is Millie so it would make more sense if OUR Millie introduced it.

Maybe Millie can't because she, like all the other females in my house, are fanning themselves over this dude gushing over HIS Millie. Sure, I guess he's alright looking but geesh, is that really a reason for Mom to be saying he should be one of her future husbands?!? I need therapy for sure, maybe Tucker, Rulon and I can get a discounted group rate.

Anyway, here he is. Some famous, supposedly hot guy talking like a girly teenager over his dog.

Bear. (the manly dog)
PS He even tattooed her name on his arm, our Mom hasn't done that yet so she must not love us that much.



PS AGAIN. There's another one. This guy needs a real job.

I'm too sexy for my....

COLLAR!

Thanks to the Zoo Crew for sending me this new collar! OK, yea, it's upside down but still. I wasn't looking at the camera because I was being "difficult".

Don't I look fast like a Greyhound here??

Hopefully I'll have some better glamour shots coming soon. Our human is kinda slacking off lately again. She had to go to the tooth doctor yesterday to find out about her front tooth. I guess one day she banged her head against mine and it's loose now. Not sure how that happened, it's not like I have a big hard head.

Oh, here's a shot of me with my old ugly collar on...just in case you forgot what my face looked like.

xoxo

Rulon

OK, so here's the thing.

When the dumb girls took over our blog with the sissy pink and green colors, they managed to lose our friend link-list. This has been weighing heavily on our minds because we don't want anyone to think we don't love them anymore.

So... we have no made the human sit down to start rebuilding our list. It's taking her fooooorever and a day though so it's going to be a work in progress for a while. In the meantime if you visit us and don't see your link it's not because we don't adore you, it's because our human is the slowest one on the planet. Seriously. (You people who know her in real life know this for a fact.)

Thanks for understanding that sometimes a person has to do what we dogs could surely do better.

Tucker-Doodle Bug

PS Whoevers Mom that was on Facebook who talked to our Mom about an empty water bottle toy for the doofus pittie, well, you should feel sorry for the rest of us. He won't shut up with it!!! CRACK! CRINKLE! POP!!! Over and over and over and over again. It's like water torture, but worse since he stinks too.

Wordless Wednesday

We are back!

Well, we never actually left because we're neglected dogs that live in the prison of our own home. Sniff. It's true.

Now we have a backlog of stuff to tell you...so this post will be about the first thing the humans did wrong. Even before they flew out of town they left us for the entire night...and yea, ok, we had an awesomely cool dogsitter named Mandie that came to stay with us for the night. We :::heart::: Mandie. BUT it still wasn't nice...especially since they spent the night only 2 miles away at Aunt Sandi's house for a party. Our Nanu was there and everything and we still didn't get to go. Here she is posing with our male human, we're kinda embarrassed to admit that but it was a THEME party...whatever that means.

To add insult to more insult, all of our Aunts were there too. You don't see this kinda picture much but here is all four of the sisters together. That's Aunt Jan on the left (more about her in the next post as she's Dogsitter Ben's Mom too), Mom, Aunt Sandi and Aunt Joann.Our Aunt Denise and Aunt Marie even came from Florida and we STILL were stuck at home. Sorry about Aunt Marie looking PG13, we don't know what goes on at these parties.

Last but not least, here's Ben doing we-don't-know-what and they deserted us to his care the very next day!!! We're lucky we are here to tell the tale.

We promise to be better dog bloggers and we're working at getting around to everydogs blog. We have been sucking more than the Dyson...especially so since it still doesn't have a cord. (Quick shout out to Rulon for that one)

Dot-Spot & the rest of us :)

We love you, Kai.

We're so, so sad about the loss of our pal Kai. Please stop by and send his family love. Mom took some other great pics of him when she visited last month but we have to wait for the other laptop to post them. We'll always love you, buddy.

PS. We're still here. The people left us, LEFT US. Plus they left us with Uncle Ben. Be scared.

Pit Bull Blues

Just thought I'd share...I like the song.
xoxo
Roooooolon-Mooch

PS The evil suitcases are out. Poor us.

THANK YOU!

We want to send out a great big THANK YOU for voting for us to be the Featured Blog on Dogs With Blogs this month!! We're so super excited and honored!

MMMMUAH!! We love our DWB pals! xoxoxoxoxo

Here's a short video of Bear being a goober at dinnertime....he's a total dweeb.